April Showers Bring May Flowers...Not.

April. the month that should be rainy but isn't.

As the east coast is going through a arctic cool down the west coast (Where I live) Is going through a heat wave. If you don't know already. I live in Portland Oregon where today the high will be 86 degrees. That is hot! Especially for Oregon! I just want it to be 40 and raining again.

Levit (being levit) is sitting next to me as I type this not giving any shits what so ever. Knowing him he would want me to promote his YouTube channel so here you go you son of a fuck.

LEVIT'S CHANNEL:   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6_wE8uHy0WSaszO2TkttPQ

Until next time~

Fuck You C*****y L**k! Also DUFF has got a new nickname!

 My mom spent four hours on the phone with our inter net provider. They didn't know what was up with our internet. They are sending a guy to fix it Friday. FRIDAY! So.. my mom went to our phone carer and they hoked us up with a WiFi hot spot. I hope this is resolved soon so I can watch my Markiplier and Pewdiepie videos.

DUFF has a new nickname. It is smörgåstårta (In English sandwich Cake) One of the reasons for this nickname is because DUFF can't pronounce it (It is funny and cute when he tries too) it means Sandwich Cake which if you think of a small cute sweet sandwich it is adorable  (KAWAII~!) and it is an awesome word to say in Swedish. Smörgåstårta. Hehe smörgåstårta it is here to stay.

Until next time~

It Is Loose Your Voice Day

So today is another pep assembly. The second to last one of the year. It is also Toga day for the seniors. Funny thing is I had to help Levit with his toga. (IT IS A TWO MAN JOB!) After this I will loose my voice and not want to do anything in my math class. Which sucks because I have a test.

Until next time

I Got The Ab Workout From Hell.

Spokane Washington, A place you have heard about but have never been and never plan to go.

A really nice place with really nice people. If I could say something bad I would but after being there for my spring brake (One week ) I grew to not hate the place. My dad had to move for his work and we were up there to buy a house for him. My mom and I plan to stay in Portland until I graduate next year.

Anyway. My mom and I spent nine ours in the car to get there. We were tired. I was way more tired than normal but I didn't notice at the time. Maybe I didn't get a good enough nights sleep before we left. I know see it was a warning sigh. That night we ate in the hotel room and I went to bed about 9:30 pm.

3:30 AM
I wake up with a twist in my stomach. I kept telling myself I wasn't sick but fifteen minutes of telling my self NO NO NO NO! I got up and went to the bath room. I will save you the details. I thought it was just because I didn't have enough Protean that day. (Yes I am that person who can't live on fat carbs and sweets..SUE ME!) I swished with mouthwash and went back to bed

5:30 AM
I was wrong
I vomited again
and again
EVERY HALF HOUR ALL DAMN DAY!
I could not keep my own mucus down...or water or anything.
Finally I ate something that stuck (Yogurt) and I was done with the dry heaving.

The next day it hurt to laugh, smile, sneeze, etc

I had gotten the ab workout from hell

We bought a house and it looks awesome.
Until next time

All I Want to Right Now..Is Punch Loki in The Balls...

The Sword of Summer

For those of you who follow Rick Riordan's work and have read that book...you know what I am talking about.

If you don't...don't worry about it. you can start with The Lightning Thief (NOT THE MOVIE that doesn't count) and get sucked in from there. For the sake of spoilers I will not ravel anything except...

I WANT TO PUNCH LOKI IN THE BALLS!

Shimeji!!

So Shimeji are cute as shit little charters that wonder around your computer. Eevee senpai told me about them. she has a cuple of Undertale charters on hers. Anyway I wanted to get the countries (HETALIA PRIDE) on mine. After about 30 min of figuring out how to get the files in the right place I finally got it. after downloading a shit ton more Shimeji, I changed my back ground to the UN flag. I am a happy camper.

Well Shit....

Okay so today hasn't been the best so far. I feel like a wolf is using my uterus as a chew toy. (For the guys reading this that means i have cramps) I also got four hours of sleep. You want to know how I know? Probably not, but I am going to tell you anyway because you are stuck here. I got off of a group call with Ultimate senpai, Cuba senpai, and Eevee senpai around 12:45 A.M.. I woke up a gain at 4:45 A.M. and was not able to go back to sleep. Ya shitty day. Sorry for the rant. Lol not :P